Paste the lore
Pick the three to five jokes worth immortalizing. We never connect to, read, or scan your group chat.
Drop system for group chats
Your group chat is a brand.
Turn the jokes nobody else understands into a limited merch drop your whole chat gets to claim.
Privacy-first: paste only the jokes you choose. We never read your chat.
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The lore
THE LASAGNA INCIDENT
“Nobody touch the ceremonial pan.”
“It was never about the cheese.”
“EST. 2019. Still unsolved.”
Chosen by you, not scraped by us.
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THE
LASAGNA
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LASAGNA
INCIDENT
Faux government seal
Illustrative preview · not a product listing
6 directions ready to sendPASTE → MOCKUP < 60 SEC
Illustrative drop workspace
72-hour close
No endless restocks.
Individual pay
No Venmo wrangling.
Private archive
Every chat keeps its lore.
From “remember that?” to wearable proof
A drop made for the chat, not a catalog.
The reveal is the product moment. The tee or crewneck is the receipt.
Release six directions
Your lore becomes six sharable design directions—made to get a real reaction in the chat.
Let the chat claim it
Send the poll. Open a 72-hour numbered run. Every person picks a size and pays their own way.
The mockup becomes the message
Six directions. One thing the chat will actually argue about.
Every direction is a clear visual lane—not fake inventory. Your group picks the one worth making real.
01
Varsity crest
Design direction
02
Vintage tour tee
Design direction
03
Faux government seal
Design direction
04
Botanical diagram
Design direction
05
Minimal embroidery
Design direction
06
Chaos edition
Design direction
Drop poll · illustrative
Which one is us?
01
Faux government seal
6 VOTES02
Minimal embroidery
1 VOTES03
Vintage tour tee
0 VOTES Send the link straight back to the group chat.
Drop status · active
71:42:17
Until this numbered run closes forever.
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claimed
1 link
each pays separately
Give the chat a uniform
Inside jokes. Limited drops. Forever yours.
Start with your lore
Paste three to five jokes. That's it.